The Kingdom of Communist Kingdom of Mallaca is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Lueke with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.286 billion Mallacans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Marx. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Mallacan economy, worth 596 trillion Mallacan Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,505 Mallacan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Communist Kingdom of Mallaca, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, and advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Kingdom of Mallaca's national animal is the Black Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Communist Kingdom of Mallaca is ranked 20,987^th in the world and 36^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,143.61 on the Clooney Contribution Index.